- Student: Professor, how are babies made?
- Computer Science Professor: Well, we talked about constructors a few weeks ago...
// Magic. Do not touch.// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing // Now, God only knows#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckersstop(); // Hammertime!// drunk, fix later// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases // where braces in places cause stasis $str =...
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”